Best Meat

One day Banzan was walking through a market. He overheard a customer say to the butcher, “Give me the best piece of meat you have.”
“Everything in my shop is the best,” replied the butcher. “You can not find any piece of meat that is not the best.”
At these words, Banzan was enlightened.

"Everything... is... best," whispered Banzan, gazing off into the distance. The butcher overheard him.

"Not everything," the butcher clarified. "Just this meat here. It's all the same."

At these words Banzan said, "Shit."