Q: What do you get when you cross an atheist and a Jehovah's Witness?
A: Somebody knocking at your door for no reason.
What do you get when you cross a Unitarian and a Jehovah's Witness? Someone who rings your bell but has nothing to say.
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's witness with an Opera singer? Someone who knocks on your door and talks about themselves. Loudly.
Is it true that a dyslexic Atheist doesn't believe in Dog?
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