Tomorrow I drive the bus, limericks have five lines thus...
A good friend of mine whose name was Gus
Went to work every day on a bus
Often the bus was late
His boss gave him the gate
Gus did fuss, at bus driver did cuss
I got such a soaking on boarding the bus
Which I have to say left me somewhat nonplussed
So after buying a ticket, and finding a seat
I inquired of the driver, "Has this bus sprung a leak"?
and the driver replied, "Nah mate it hasn't, it's amphibious"
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